Sunday, May 06, 2007

Paris Hilton Got 45 Days for Violating HER Probation ...

I'm not sure yet how much time they're going to make me serve ...


It started out so well ... a new chaise lounge on the patio that is almost as comfy as the couch in the living room ... so of course I staked it out for myself. Ah, the good life! And then ...


I wish I had a good excuse but I just don't. There weren't any cats around to chase or I'd run out of rawhide bones or Harvey wouldn't play with me ... I can't really remember what ... but one minute I was lounging on the cushion and the next ...

... well, it was a shadow of its former self. And "Sorry, I was bored," caught me as much slack with my moms as Paris Hilton's "Sorry, I don't read my mail," got from the judge who sentenced her.


I wonder what "indeterminate sentence" means?


3 comments:

David Charles Walker said...

Up in the sky!
Is it a frisbee? Or a DVD?

NO... it's Super Pie!

Bring on the pies, I say!
I will feel punished. Oh yes. Punish me more. Chocolate creme next time.

Josh the ShihTzu is sulking. He got no pie in the face.

Caminante said...

Ooh, ooh, ooh, that is baaaaaad. Oh my.

On the other hand, it's pretty impressive work.

Elizabeth Kaeton said...

And I thought Ollie was bad for eating my dollar bill!